Vegas Always Wins
The Raiders haven’t even moved yet, however they are already helping the economy in Vegas. Dennis Hof, yes the Cathouse guy, has plans to open a Raiders themed brothel. Aldon Smith and the gang cannot wait to relocate now. All players get 50% off! If you don’t end up on the New England Patriots at this point, the Oakland/Las Vegas Raiders have quickly moved up to one of the top destinations for free agents and potential draft picks. Somewhere Lamar Odom just called Randy Moss to work on his receiving skills. The possibilities of "menu" items for this brothel are endless. Let me share a couple I came up with....don’t worry I’m not looking for any kind of kickback Hof.
The Al Davis 4:40 40
- I know the name is a mouthful, no pun intended, but this is what is known as a “quickie”. We all know Al Davis' (RIP) love for speed, and this 5 minute or less special is for those “sprinters” in the game.
The “Black Hole”
- No explanation necessary.
Roughing The Passer
- As we saw in January against the Kansas City Chiefs during the postseason, these fans like to get a little "rough." This special is for all those into that sort of thing.
Fifty Shades of "Gray"
- For the fan that likes to be tied up and whipped like the Raiders have been historically.
Just a few of the options you could possibly see at this classy establishment. Nothing screams Vegas more than paying a hooker to rock your world with face paint and spiked shoulder pads.
