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Fifty Shades of Yellow

The new head football coach of the Texas Longhorns, Tom Herman, is really stressing the importance of hydration to his football team. Herman has posted a pee chart of what color the players’ urine should be if you’re a Longhorn. Anwar Richardson of Orangebloods.com snapped the below photo of the chart posted in the bathroom. Herman is consistently checking the urine of his players and will call out all of the dehydrated players in front of the team. Hydration is nothing new to a Herman led football team. At Houston he had his players carry around a gallon of water with them at all times and if they were spotted without the water they would have to do up-downs.

Every business needs to have this mentality like Herman. Nothing would keep me more motivated than a piss chart in my work bathroom. I would pound water all day long just to stay in the “championship hydration level”. Nothing should make you feel worse than “YOU ARE A BAD GUY!!” because underlined words and two exclamation points really sets the tone. To be in the “BAD GUY” level you pretty much have to be hungover already, so seeing that is just icing on the cake. It’s hilarious that there are eight levels in this chart and only three are considered acceptable. Everything below the red line basically implies that you are a terrible person. The Texas football players need to make sure their piss is clear and they aren’t pissing their school colors.

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